Andy Roddick Proves He Can Still Win Not So Important Tennis Titles

"I'm the king of not sucking!"

After Andy Roddick aced his 130 mph fastball down the middle, the game was over. Roddick, with his blazing serve and volley style had won the SAP open. Roddick had finally done something that was a true accomplishment in his young career; he won another somewhat mediocre tennis title. The fans in the crowd were ecstatic, because you know; all the biggest hardcore tennis fans are from San Jose with them being Silicon Valley yuppies and what not.

Roddick defeated Radek Stepanek in the finals of the SAP open in San Jose, CA on Sunday. Even though Roddick has been the staple of American Tennis in the past years, Stepanek was becoming a fan favorite in San Jose because of his crowd friendliness. Throughout the week he displayed his charisma and topped it off by entering the match in a San Jose Sharks jersey. This won the fans over because if there’s anything that Americans love more, it’s hilarious people with foreign accents who try to fit in with American culture.

Unfortunately for Stepanek, he and his fans were soundly crushed by Roddick and his man serves. Roddick beat Stepanek 6-4, 7-5.

“It feels awesome to finally win a third-tier title. It’s a true accomplishment,” Roddick said.

When asked if he was going to step up his game to prepare for the French Open, Roddick responded that he was seemingly ready to take the challenge.

“Of course. I’m really looking forward to it. I’m going to train hard so that I can make it to the finals and lose to Roger Federer. It’s what I look forward to during every Grand Slam tournament.”

After the match was over, Roddick pumped his fist in the air and proceeded to provide the crowd with another mind blowing feat, he copied signature Michael Jackson dance moves as he kicked his leg in the air and twisted his body with Matrix like movements.

This was in response to Stepanek’s own post game dance routine “The Worm” in which Stepanek copied his idol, Scotty 2 Hotty of the WWE.

Roddick was truly imitating his non-tennis idol. No word yet on whether he invited any boys over to his hotel after the game for an innocent “sleepover.”